what were YOU doing in the devils sacrament?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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ablednt

RSD check

  • Your friends don't secretly hate you
  • You're not a bad person for things you did and said months or years ago that you now recognize as bad
  • You aren't cringe for being excited about things
  • You don't talk too much
  • If you feel sick from intrusive thoughts/rsd please sip on some water, get a blanket or plush to cuddle, put on some music or a video that makes you feel happy
  • You are loved <3
Source: ablednt
whats-up-bitch
mdintraining

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!

thelastpilot

This is very useful to me i have absolutely no gauge for how old children are and what they can typically do at what ages

johncribati

I’ve been on Tumblr too long I was definitely expecting this to turn into some existentialist meme

Source: mdintraining
whats-up-bitch
that-wildwolf:
“silverscreenx:
“mama-germany:
“mama-germany:
“goat-yells-at-everything:
“fairyofsomething:
“polirange:
“acid-atlas:
“x-bubble-bubble-x:
“queer-cosette:
“might-be-somebody:
“ruriginzuishou:
“ official-lucifers-child:
“...
eijiroukiriot

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

theverbalbrawler

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fxr-yxur-amusement

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storm-hawke

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aaawunder

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nomuru2d

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

official-lucifers-child

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

official-lucifers-child

i am wrong, what the fuck

ruriginzuishou

Me every time this post comes back

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might-be-somebody

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

queer-cosette

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Originally posted by dekushrubindustry

why.

x-bubble-bubble-x

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

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acid-atlas

oh what the FUCK WHY

polirange

Thanks I hate it.

fairyofsomething

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

goat-yells-at-everything

To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.

mama-germany

i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now.  feel like i’m going on an adventure.

mama-germany

really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.

silverscreenx

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that-wildwolf

Every time I see this post it’s gone in a completely different direction and every time it’s cursed as fuck

Source: eijiroukiriot
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caffeinatedrogue

having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred

caffeinatedrogue

after carefully reading the notes I can safely say that most of us are just continuing the childhood tradition of treating our dolls in ways that could easily be considered violations of the Geneva Conventions

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